Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take me to get waffles I am going to tell grandma that you let daddy put his peepee in your mouth’
I almost walked out of the store and just went home because that was the end of everything.